First there was Rebecca Black's "Friday," then there was Nicole Westbrook's "It's Thanksgiving." Now, Patrice Wilson is back again with Alison Gold's ode to the culinary delight we know and love: "Chinese Food." And yes, there's a video.
Let's take a look at this masterpiece:
Meet Alison. She likes Chinese food. Like really, really likes Chinese food. In fact, she LOVES Chinese food, which is why she's singing about it. And she's hungry.
She's REALLY hungry.
BEHOLD, HEAVEN HAS OPENED ITS GATES TO ALISON.
Just look at her. She's so happy, she's making it rain chow mein!
YAY! Chinese food FEAST!!!
But Alison's enchanting Chinese food adventure doesn't end there. She gets a magical fortune cookie...
AND HER FORTUNE CAME TRUE!! IT ACTUALLY. CAME. TRUE. And Alison and her new BFF go skipping through the meadow.
Alison and her panda BFF have so much fun in the meadow, she invites him over for a slumber party!!
SURPRISE!!! Panda is a RAPPER!!!
Alison loves Chinese food so much, she's embraced the entire culture.
PILLOW FIGHT!! Probably fighting over the last bit of chow m-m-m-m-mein.
What a day. Of course, all good things must come to an end. Panda has to go home.
But Panda doesn't leave through the front door. He leaves via a MAGICAL RAINBOW. Clearly, there is just no other way to travel these days.
*Sidenote: We hope that magical rainbow has magical repair powers for Alison's sake, or her parents are going to be upset when they find a huge panda-sized hole in the roof!
And Alison can't say she didn't know because ... ANOTHER FORTUNE COOKIE!!
DIDN'T YOU KNOW ALISON?!
Watch the full video and Alison's love for Chinese food below: